Murder Apparel Microplastics & Existential Dread T-shirtRock this rebellious tee featuring a wise cracking toad in full cowboy regalia, declaring what we're all thinking: "Full of Microplastics and Existential Dread." It's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates dark humor and isn't afraid to laugh at life's uncomfortable realities. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically honestbecause sometimes the best fashion statements are the ones that make you chuckle at the absurd. Unisex 100%
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