How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that'" The New York Times A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough